Girls, hear me out on this one. 😂🩷
If you've seen my beef tongue Reel, you'll know I went there. I know it might not look the prettiest. I said that on camera. But it's packed with nutrients, surprisingly delicious, and so tender when you cook it slowly. Served on buttery mash with homemade onion gravy, it's proper comforting dinner food.
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Exact amounts for liquid, seasoning, mash and gravy vary. Watch the Reel for how I do it, and use what you have.
Why beef tongue? (the edible-wellness bit)
I'm not going to tell you a tongue dinner will give you new skin. It won't, and anyone promising that is selling something. What I will say is that this fits the same "eat your skincare" habit as my giant fruit jelly, autumn jelly, bone broth and bone marrow: real food, collagen-rich cuts, and a bit of traditional cooking.
From the Reel, and in plain British English:
- Nutrient-dense. Tongue is a proper forgotten cut. Packed with nutrients, as I said on camera.
- Collagen-rich cut. Like broth and gelatine, it's a connective, traditional way to bring more collagen-style cooking into the week. Not a tub with a pastel label. Not magic.
- Nose-to-tail / nothing wasted. I love trying these traditional, forgotten cuts of meat. Same spirit as the French and Riviera kitchens around me: use the whole animal, cook it slowly, make it comforting.
- Surprisingly delicious when you take your time. Slow equals tender. Pan equals crisp outside.
Food and lifestyle writing, not medical advice. Always.
What you'll need
- 1 beef tongue
- A slow cooker
- Liquid and aromatics for the pot (as you like; see the Reel)
- A little fat or oil for frying
- Salt and black pepper
- Buttery mash and homemade onion gravy to serve
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Method
This is the sequence I showed and described: slow cook → peel → crisp-fry → mash + onion gravy.
1. Slow cook (6 to 8 hours)
Pop the tongue in the slow cooker for 6 to 8 hours. I did mine for 8 hours. That's what makes it tender.
2. Peel off the skin
Once it's cooked and cool enough to handle, peel off the skin. It should come away when the tongue is properly cooked through.
3. Slice it up
Slice the peeled tongue into pieces that will crisp nicely in the pan.
4. Fry until crisp on the outside
Fry the slices until crisp on the outside. This is the bit that turns "hmm" into "oh, that's actually gorgeous."
5. Serve on buttery mash with homemade onion gravy
Plate the crisp tongue on buttery mash and spoon over homemade onion gravy. Such a comforting dinner.
Tips, troubleshooting and "would I actually eat this?"
- It looks weird raw / cooked. Agreed. Trust the crisp + gravy stage.
- Skin won't peel. Usually means it needs longer in the slow cooker.
- Too soft, not crisping. Pat dry before the pan and get the fat hot.
- Squeamish household. Start with bone broth or jelly first. Same edible-wellness family, gentler entry point.
- Butcher tip. Ask for a whole beef tongue and say you're slow-cooking it; they'll often trim it for you.
How this sits with the rest of my plate
Living on the Côte d'Azur has made my cooking slower and more traditional: good ingredients, forgotten cuts, proper gravy. This tongue dinner sits beside the collagen / gelatine jellies and the "don't chuck your bones in the bin" broth habit. Wellness that looks like dinner, not a spreadsheet.
I've been working on something that brings more of that together, called Fernwell. It's coming soon, and I can't wait to tell you more.
Related Reels
- Beef tongue (this recipe)
- Giant fruit jelly / beef gelatine
- Autumn fruit jelly
- Bone broth
- Bone marrow
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Your turn
Now tell me, girls: would you give this a go, or is it a definite no? 😂
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Fern x
Food and lifestyle writing, not medical advice.